It's sort of midcentury modern adjacent, as though it was taken strongly into consideration and then someone opted out in the 11th hour.

The closing has been postponed so I'm thrilled to announce I'm doing a lot of idea-work on a house that is not that is not technically mine!

I'm hoping new shingles will improve the look. Right now the roof line brings to mind the forehead of Ron Perlman.

And it is ugly. This is an indisputable fact.